Today on Cool* Stuff We Get In The Mail: How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity, truly the first essential how-to book of Our Modern Era. The instructional diagram on cat Roomba videos is particularly helpful, I find. Of course, my own Peter Thorkelson Cat Esq. is ALREADY an Internet celebrity, as well as being a very handsome boy. Ooooh, yes he IS!
Erm, excluse me, I seem to have gotten carried away…
* for certain values of cool
This is my baby bro’s book. He was the photog. So proud!
What do investigators uncover when they look back on a 1995 murder? Thanks for tuning into the premiere of True Detective tonight! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at HBO.
Margaret: Have you really been to the Azkaban, Professor?
Professor Snape: I have.
Margaret: What’s it like?
Sir John Middleton: Like? Hot.
Professor Snape: [mysteriously] The air is full of stale chocolate.
Chocolate candy-cookie castle cake. So cute for a kid’s birthday. Or, heck, my birthday!