Hail Stage Manager, full of coffee, the theatre gods are with thee.
Blessed are thou amongst the stressed
And blessed is the fruit of thy labor, the call book.
Holy Stage Manager, Mother to all,
Pray she never gets ill
Having surgery a few days after Easter = boo. Especially since I have to go on a liquid diet starting on April 15th to shrink my liver to make it easier for the surgeon to get to my stomach.
Today on Cool* Stuff We Get In The Mail: How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity, truly the first essential how-to book of Our Modern Era. The instructional diagram on cat Roomba videos is particularly helpful, I find. Of course, my own Peter Thorkelson Cat Esq. is ALREADY an Internet celebrity, as well as being a very handsome boy. Ooooh, yes he IS!
Erm, excluse me, I seem to have gotten carried away…
* for certain values of cool
This is my baby bro’s book. He was the photog. So proud!
What do investigators uncover when they look back on a 1995 murder? Thanks for tuning into the premiere of True Detective tonight! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at HBO.
Margaret: Have you really been to the Azkaban, Professor?
Professor Snape: I have.
Margaret: What’s it like?
Sir John Middleton: Like? Hot.
Professor Snape: [mysteriously] The air is full of stale chocolate.