smsomethingswrong:

stagemanagerssaygo:

stagemanagerssaygo:

Hail Stage Manager, full of coffee, the theatre gods are with thee.

Blessed are thou amongst the stressed

And blessed is the fruit of thy labor, the call book.

Holy Stage Manager, Mother to all,

Pray she never gets ill

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readingfortheheckofit:

If you want a book that is BURSTING at the seams with funny then you’re in luck because How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity is just the book for you. This book is an entrepreneur’s dream how-to manual giving step-by-step instructions on how to utilize the gifts of that pesky cat that up…

This is my brother’s book.  Go buy it so my bro can afford his mortgage.  :) 

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Having surgery a few days after Easter = boo.  Especially since I have to go on a liquid diet starting on April 15th to shrink my liver to make it easier for the surgeon to get to my stomach. 

FML.

nprbooks:

Today on Cool* Stuff We Get In The MailHow to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity, truly the first essential how-to book of Our Modern Era.  The instructional diagram on cat Roomba videos is particularly helpful, I find.  Of course, my own Peter Thorkelson Cat Esq. is ALREADY an Internet celebrity, as well as being a very handsome boy. Ooooh, yes he IS!

Erm, excluse me, I seem to have gotten carried away…

- Petra

* for certain values of cool

This is my baby bro’s book. He was the photog. So proud!

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